Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of this thing called Medicare

In Stockton CA educated and praised
In A106 was where I spent most my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all teachin economics inside the school
When an idea came up that sounded so good
Started hosting health fairs in my neighborhood
I had one idea and my patient got scared
She said 'You're trying to change my part D plan in here?!'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
Til she finally realized that I could save them monaaay
She gave me a nod and then she gave me her ticket.
I opened Medicare.gov and said, ‘We might as well kick it'.

Health fairs every weekend? yo this is sad.
Thought I’d have more time outside of class.
This is what the people of Medicare living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright…

They whistled with a card and when I came near
The look in their face was filled with nothing but fear
If anything I could say this look wasn’t rare
But I thought 'Just wait- soon they’ll love Medicare!’

I pulled up to the healthfair bout 10 til 8
And I yelled to my students 'Yo kids why you late?!’
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Medicare